So, this girl from my university sent me a friend request on Facebook.
We’re both English majors, and she’s dating a guy who went down on me on his birthday last year, because he had a severe case of whiskey dick and couldn’t really please me any other way.
Anyway, it’s kind of awkward for me to see pictures of them kissing. I just can’t help but think, “his lips have been on both sets of mine…”
I guess now they’ve been on both sets of hers.
Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.